After several months, only one zucchini plant remains. It’s genetics have proven superior and resilient to most strains of Trish neglect. It will be studied and sampled further.
I’m probably wanted for herbicide in the lower 48 as I’ve been known to kill more plants than Roundup. Needless to say, gardening and I don’t get along too well. When shopping for plants I always check the instructions for “Heat, drought and Trish tolerant.”